Outstanding.

There needs to be a new rule clarifying this for the future so teams can’t continue to bat the ball like that. We’ll call it, The Calvin Johnson Rule.

*SKIES OPEN UP, A BEAM OF LIGHT SHINES DOWN ON DFAP*

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You’re so right the people that are paid to know the rulebook should get a pass imo

Are you there, God? It’s me, DogFister. I sit here before you, asking as a humble/self-loathing Lions fan, why do you hate us?

There was an illegal batting call in Super Bowl XLII. I remember it very clearly.

You act like we still have factories in business in WNY.

My daily fantasy consists of both of these companies going away.

If a snort was good enough to get Franklin D. through his Pearl Harbor speech then it should help these young ones with getting through half of a Bills game.

Well, colour me surprised.

To be fair, it’d be cruel to make Buffalo fans snort their coke off a mirror.

Hey, a partially separated shoulder isn’t that big of a deal, sport. Your arm and neck are just trying to work some things out right now, okay? We still love you very, very much. And just like your neck and face, rough patches are a thing you just have to deal with sometimes. This has nothing to do with arm’s special…

Did he get a big hit in a game, or did he separate his shoulders swatting away the villagers’ torches and pitchforks?

I’d say a few reasons.

can someone please explain why zombies became a meme about 5-6 years ago and refuse to let up? they’re not that interesting.

Thank you. I thought I was the only one irrationally angry about this advertisement.

You do, however, get your choice of barbecue sauces: smoky, spicy, or sweet.

Not enough hair to be a bear

Fucking brutal. Love it.