Pitas, biscuits, and croissants fall apart?

But after getting hyped about a sport I’ve never watched five consecutive minutes of in my life and swelling my breast with pride in my country, the Americans shot themselves in the dick.

Best seats in baseball.

I just read that story and now wish I hadn’t.

and:

Rodman, right?

The Reanimated Corpse of Churchill 2016

My wife and I occasionally watch Family Feud just so we can come up with the best Charlie answer for each board.

10:45 am

When we’ve finally annihilated the traditional aspects of our culture so thoroughly that even dressage is publicly scorned, and when we elect Hillary Clinton and the Russians hack her e-mail again before their invasion, you and your ilk like Princess Patrick Red Ford will be glad to have someone around who can command…

If only Mac made the judo team, and Charlie and Frank were finally successful in their letter writing campaign to get rat bashing admitted as an Olympic event...

“Naaaaaaaaaaay!!!!!!!!!!!!”

Here, this will cheer everyone up:

Yes, of course: the cross is in the ballpark.

Spam away. One of my favorite parts of the Horse People Dead Letters was when a writer would pretend that it doesn’t take a significant chunk of wealth to do equestrian competitions, that you could bootstrap your way to dressage greatness.

Gayl, all the way.

Well. Ann Romney certain has a lot of time on her hands to think up personas and then write letters as them.

Again, in part. The popularity for golf, with Tiger, was bandwagoning. But that will never translate to being a serious fan.

Fact 1: The Bears went out and got the Cleveland Browns quarterback coach. The Browns.

I agree and disagree. We do like our homegrown sports.