I’m not hoping it happens, and it may be thoroughly hushed up if it does, but I fully expect an athlete to be kidnapped and ransomed.

Instead of watching the Olympics, I’m just going to rewatch The Simpsons episode where they go to Brazil on a loop.

Skeeter seems like a pretty cool and chill cat

In the reboot, Bear gets his paw caught in a trap. After a month of tending the wound, Michael Shannon’s Grizzly Adams realizes that Bear has developed sepsis.

Nah.

Family Circus is beyond awful (except for the maps), but they did give us this:

Ah. There’s no measure of scale here, is there?

Michael Shannon in character for the gritty Grizzly Adams reboot.

Romo’s sick of taking beatings. This is all part of his plan to hit 300 pounds to qualify to work from home.

On the other hand, you could say doing both 140 mph in a car is just as dumb as doing 40 mph on a horse. They’re both unnecessary.

Kinja ate my Tao, and won’t let me change “studu” to “study”.

It’s not a spelling mistake. The error is in spacing. It’s should be “Color a Dao”.

You know how people make fun of hipsters for doing unnecessary things because they’re old?

I’m the opposite. I want more equestrian sports.

Meh. If I would have said almost anything else — crook, liar, self-absorbed egomaniac, the joke wouldn’t have made sense, because:

Nah. I’ll vote for Stein or abstain. I’m not on that Gawker Media-sponsored Clinton bandwagon.

Also:

she attempts to erase the history

Dziga Vertov concurs.

I can’t fix the idiotic typo, and I can’t try to post another Costas image. Thanks, Kinja.