You know, if these would happen to be the actual photos, I’m sure Deadspin would love to know that. I’m just an unpaid dope who comments.

And, they’ve only been in the League for 21 seasons. That’s a lot of losing in a short amount of time. It’s not like they spent the 1920s getting beat down by the Packers and the Bears.

The little arm can’t complete the process, either.

Ah, the coral paperweight returns again.

What kind of feces? Human? Or from the possible pet monkey? Or a dog? Or cat?

Jacksonville is 39-89 since 2008. A .305 win percentage for the last 8 years. For comparison, the Browns are 37-91 during the same span.

You’re not good at thinking figuratively, are you?

This should win a Deadspin Award.

Two decades? Two???

Only one team blew a #1 on Manziel.

Such a deep category. I mean, just in the NFL, you could include the 49ers, the Lions, the Cowboys, the Raiders, the Jaguars, the Patriots.

But Cards fans would wear that like a badge of honor: “they done hate us ‘cause they hain’t us. Now let’s figure out how to turn four of the birds on a bat logos into a swastika. Cause that’ll be the sweetest tattoo. Ever.”

Don’t give Hinkie what he actively pursued. And the Cards are the worst, but not the worst.

This is the country that made KFC’s Double Down a success, right?

Actually, in most parts of America, for growing alfalfa and pasturage and corn and pretty much anything to feed to cattle or people or any other livestock, the water is free.

+1 coral paperweight as fragile as Rose’s body

Creamy white frothy Nut Juice.

Well, I’ll stay grey, but we’ve been all almond milk for five years or so. It’s absolutely awful in coffee and tea, but great in everything else.

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