#HillarySoQualified: She sat on the Board of Wal-Mart for six years.

They’re going to implode this cycle when Bernie supporters stay home from the polls. I’ve been voting (D) since 1992, but after the GOP’s brokered convention and the enthusiasm gap for Hillary, I am preparing myself for President Cruz and his control of both houses of Congress.

On May 31, 1985, Apple’s stock price will bottom out at $1.98/.

PUMA.

These are all a little true, but that’s a bold take for an article about St. Louis, where it’s always 1850.

Only the dankest. Humboldt County cados.

One the one hand, these are entertaining glimpses into the life of the Deadspin offices.

Dude, we’ve seen this look before:

Plus, unlike sausage, ham’s almost impossible to make from circus animals and medical waste.

There’s a restaurant here in Maryland that does nachos individually. So you order nachos, and you get a platter of flat chips, each one perfectly heaped with its own portion of cheese, beans, sour cream, meat, etc. It’s heaven. I will gladly sacrifice the nacho pile for this new nacho layout.

Should have been a Cardinal so we could know that fiasco will not spawn a next generation.

Peasants maundering in the rain.

So what’s good about “free” trade? US job loss? Destruction of US communities? Loss of US tax revenue? Outsourcing and offshoring?

Environmentally speaking, outsourcing is better for the local environment.

Looks like a handball inside the box to me.

Barry, your story is awful. Terrible. Not as a narrative, but as an indictment of humanity.

I grew up in a place where one side of my family has been for 250 years. There’s really nowhere else I’d rather be. I understand it, even the awful parts of it, in a way that is exceedingly comfortable, in the exact way home should be.

This sounds like the euphemistic plotline for the worst after school special in history.

Thankfully, there’s already a thread for this: