Again, though, the audience who would find this funny already would find it funny before the mockery were made.

Hmmm. I still don’t see how mocking them solves anything. Don’t get me wrong; they should be mocked on general principle. And it’s fun.

Perfect. And it’s a Winston jersey.

The only flaw in your logic is that you assume they’re intelligent enough to feel the sting of mockery.

thinking “guys, what if maybe there’s more to life”

Like Erwin Schrödinger himself, this comment will never receive the adulation it deserves.

I gotta admit, the Millennial outpouring against the more anti-Millennial comments in this thread is absolutely perfect.

What do the Victorians have to do with this?

Upon hearing the news, Marco Materazzi promptly fell down.

Boomers = Millennials = Boomers.

See, I always confuse that term with “Tony Romo.” It’s hard to keep straight.

Yep. As a generally concerned human being who avoids Twitter, I hope Drew Magary didn’t have a stroke during the Cordarrelle Patterson sequence.

The Twitter beefs are as sad as the team. Now that’s consistency.

I was somewhere away from the Internet for a week, so apologies if this was already posted. And Happy New Year.

Here’s some suggested degradation for Opening Day, 2016: A Frank’s Red Hot chugging contest.

This still looks like the result of the worst Frank’s Red Hot overdose in history:

Other than becoming massive, Barry Bonds’ shoe size went from 10 1/2 to 13.

Great! It’s always nice to have more people to call to bail me out of internet jail.

I admire the Rust Belt’s embrace of gambling. It used to be that a business actually had to give a customer something when they came in and put down their money earned by slowly killing themselves in a mill or a mine.

So if they aren’t gonna fire Norv...