Belichick wore a dark blue hoodie instead of the usual gray. He was overstimulated, and it affected his focus.

Do you know what MSU did this weekend? Beat an undefeated team.

Buffalo is like Rome under Caligula but without the art, culture, economic might, military power, political intrigue, international influence, and functional government.

I hate myself, but I can’t help myself:

Maybe there’s a reason your city hasn’t won a championship since 1965?

The B1G could send a team of corpses, and I’d still root for them.

I bet you’re a Texan intellectual, huh?

Yes.

So, underpaid security workers with a taste for authority overstep their bounds and assault the people they’re supposed to protect?

Yeah, that war was exactly as successful as “The War for Southern Independence.”

Sorry on both counts, but I got a treat for you:

“And you gave me something that I won’t forget too soon.”

Every year, Cleveland should play Detroit in a 17th game at the end of the season in the “Sad-offs.”

And thus the squalor.

Let’s have a sad-off with Cleveland!

I can’t believe the braintrust of tree poisoners and Craigslist ad hoaxers didn’t win the Civil War.

I, for one, am happy to see Chip Kelly fail.

It’s too hard to gauge the o/u for 3-on-3.

Jesus.

Why Belichick doesn’t grow a beard: