“I’m Shitacus.”

I live in the South, and I will knock on doors for Bernie Sanders if it means four years of Larry David playing Bernie Sanders.

He’s going to take off like a rocket, explode through the offensive line, and blow up the play in the backfield.

This is why we need participation trophies.

Ha! Minus the girlfriend, the weed, and being in a livable city, 94 was my obsessive Van Morrison year.

The eight albums starting with Astral Weeks in 1968 and running through Veedon Fleece in 1974 are essential. I like songs from the later albums, but they just don’t do it for me in the same way.

I admit, I am part of this cult. The cymbal playing on “Sweet Thing”...just fantastic. Every part is spun weirdly out and is just wrong in this song, and it all works perfectly.

This is good and useful muckraking.

And a narcissist, too. Who ever says this?

Unfortunately, while taking off the shirt, Rose tore the rotator cuff on his shooting hand side.

And that was only a hit by a corner.

Ah, I’m late to the article, but this must be said, Drew:

That’s another thing I don’t understand about young people: they are always complaining that there are no jobs. Well, maybe you should put in a little effort, wear a button-down, long-sleeved shirt to cover your “tats” and take out your nose ring for a few hours. It’s not that hard. It took me a single post on a…

Hell, I’m a crank for much less that $234,000 a year.

The estimates are a little high. This square is mostly filled by Andy Reid.

The Million Moron March.

So a

If this team were a dog, it would be euthanized.

I exist and am not hurling this page of pixels and letters into the void.

The Great Baseball Card Bubble. Looking back, that was a clear sign of the economy to come.