You can’t expect a Conservative to be good at pulling anything other than his own bootstraps. Continuum:

I am the only one who spent this whole video wishing one of his teammates would reach up and rip out both of Hardy’s earrings simultaneously?

This dent was caused by a leaf on the way to the ground.

Vince Foster, __________, Nicole Brown Simpson.

I hope you never stop writing these.

I get that. It is a great album.

Pitchfork named Built to Spill’s There’s Nothing Wrong with Love a “Best New Reissue” today. Personally, it’s always been my favorite Built to Spill album.

If McCarthy wrote Jedi, Vader would have gutted Luke like a tauntaun while the Lando was blown out of the sky. Then, instead of a party on Endor, it would have been a solemn wake for the fallen. Suddenly, “a parsimonious but salacious luminescence stained the western sky. A preternatural dawn rose. A calyx blossoming…

But have you ever tried Vimeo? They can’t even figure out how to create a functional search.

So YouTube’s dead?

Yeah, it was Khrushchev and the corn.

And how. After that last solo album, he just vanished.

Maybe the link will work, maybe it won’t (it’s just a random film from my queue...that’s right, queue, not “list”). Click “Details” under the still and the member reviews will come up.

Where did you go, Miles, where did you go?

Weirdest troll of Stalin’s ghost ever.

In my head, I imagine Wolfgang Niersbach giving the whole interview while speaking like this:

No. The only requirement is a BS in a relevant field and no J.D. in order to take the Patent Agent bar. As I’ve been trying to tell you for days, IP law is a special case.

have, dammit.

In related news, the folks at Fox News has spent the day listening to Geraldo pontificate on the proper method of chair throwing.