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Once the play breaks down, he just floats along the sideline, never really making an effort to improvise a new route and give Wilson a viable target. It’s hard to blame Graham too much for this, as he’s used to catching timed laser beams from Drew Brees, and it takes time to adjust to a quarterback who throws outside…

That is some good and ridiculous announcing. I imagine there were moments in the booth in the 70s with as much coke as a Bills game.

The only one I saw of those games was the Sunday night one, and I didn’t notice any bits on the Holy Roller. You could have seen something.

It’s too late for this to matter, but the rules on fumbling forward and batting both arise, in large part, from this Raiders’ play known as “The Holy Roller:”

Mmmmmmm. Your tears are sweet nectar.

So the real skill in these contests is being able to generate, and then maintain, a lie about insider knowledge?

The guy in Zubaz is the responsible one.

Sure, you all make jokes, but this is exactly the kind of drug abuse that causes a person to say “Hey, we should play home games in Toronto,” or “Let’s trade for LeSean McCoy,” or “Rex Ryan will turn us around.”

That could be, or the Three Billy Goats Gruff isn’t a fairy tale, but nonfiction.

I agree with all of those, but I’d add a 5): Politics. Whether you’re on the Right and complaining about the liberal sheeple, or you’re on the Left and complaining about the cognitive dissonance of conservative groupthink, zombies function as a perfect metaphor for either.

Cowboys vs. Saints vs. Bears

YOU DEFINITELY WATCH FOX NEWS, DON’T YOU?

Matt Hasselbeck is still playing because it’s an excuse to skip out on family obligations at Thanksgiving and Christmas.

Jacksonville vs. Chicago?

Yeah. Pittsburgh is always 20 years behind the national trend. They keep pumping retail and residential units into S’Liberty, but that model has faced real problems elsewhere. But it was good to have gotten a Trader Joe’s.

It rained all day where I live. The high was 60. I used my oven for the first time since April. There was this story. It all combines to make me want to post this song:

But Shadyside’s been like that for as long as Shadyside’s existed. Lawrenceville only became that in the last decade.

That’s excellent. Nobody ever considers the environmental effects of a Sharknado.

Ah, here should be a whole subset of this comment thread: the unintentional tattoo.