Sent you a message.

How do you make whipped vodka?

why didn't you just reply to my actual comment? I feel you; why push away folks who can see your side?

PONIES!!!

It's false imprisonment at a minimum.

As previously mentioned elsewhere, this is the most perfect thread on the internet.

To (poorly) paraphrase a post from another commenter during an earlier porn bomb:

Did you know that the mods aren't paid? $1 million on kinja, $0 on mods. Brilliant.

Count me among the surprised. Before today, despite being a longtime regular of other GM sites, I'd never visited DS. Today, I was fucking glued to it. The coverage was unbelievable: rapid-fire, yet well-written (wait, YOU GUYS have Drew? I didn't realize where he came from) and insightful. And I think I was…

If you stopped there, you missed "I'm gonna P 90 X all over your face," which...uh...

No, you are not. I, too, found that disgusting. I do think it wasn't an intentionally insulting characterization, just a mistake.

I also think it is questionable that Joseph's earlier comment was moved off of this thread. His point was that, based upon Taylor's allegations alone, it is irresponsible to conclude that Russell abused her. It's a fair point — what if, IF, she is lying? He's dead and can't defend himself.

Did you read TopLevel's comment?

This post might have been amusing half a year or so ago. Loopy funny housewife! Yay!

As a follow-up to Andrew's comment, you almost CERTAINLY WILL have to disclose the arrest when you apply to take the bar. Your disclosure of the arrest most likely will not preclude you from being barred, but your failure to disclose the arrest may preclude you from becoming a lawyer if the bar finds out about it. …

I hate myself for asking this, but — AND THIS IS A BIG BUT — as long as it isn't going to compromise my sleep, what is a Flaming Amazon?

As I mentioned downthread, I had to google it!! I swear!!

Pretty sure neither the milk nor the orange juice is the liquid you'd need to be concerned with consuming in a nut-bubbles scenario. I am going to stop now because I am horrified by the fact that about 30% of all of the comments I've ever made on this site now concern nut-bubbles.

I posted this downthread, but, again: "Nut bubbles occur when a male lowers his scrotum into a liquid and a woman blows bubbles into the liquid with a straw, or when a woman blows bubbles in sperm."

I don't think anyone needs to know that. Fortunately for you (unfortunately for me), though, it is one of the least gross sex-related things I've accidentally stumbled upon online. It may be time to quit the internet.