Sorry to say you are wrong in how the IIHF enforces the rule.

Gritty

It was also fun to read article after article on this site about how the owners were colluding to criminally short-change the contracts of the players, only to see signings for $260 million, $300 million, and $330 million announced just days apart from each other.

Solid SF real estate joke.

you are a miserable person

I still think he should have signed with the Giants. He’d look good in orange and black smashing dongs into McCovey Cove for the next decade. Plus, with $300 million, he definitely could have afforded a nice 2/1 condo in Nob Hill or SOMA.

You’re right. I’m a little bit busy so I can only put together one slide for ya.

Yeah this has more of a “I need to find a million dollars or the person I owe a million dollars to will murder me” kind of vibe

what the hell man

Plus, hockey is awesome.

Seattle Kevin: brush up on as much hockey as you can now, so that you already know the game by the time the Seattle Totems/Kraken/Lattes/what-have-you start playing. Then you can hit the ground running on opening night!

I like to think that Saban doesn’t bother to get to know his staff. So Enos probably told him he was leaving, and after he walked away, Saban thought to himself, “Who the fuck was that guy?”

Painlessly killing an animal for food isnt torture. Is that what you think? Because idiots think that.

This video is a great argument in favor of announcers shutting the fuck up.

Harden dropped 42 and MIL barely beat the Rockets w/o CP3 and Gordon and that’s a blueprint to stop the Rockets? Haha um ok...good luck with that

Let me speak for all Milwaukee dirtbags when I say I like the part where he hit the guy.

There's just one thing about that. 

But I'm le tired 

If there are snakes in the balls than where’s the pee being stored?