Someone else already said Mass Effect, so I’ll go with Ace Attorney. I played through the trilogy rerelease on the 3DS with only cursory knowledge of the characters/premise and it didn’t take long before I got hooked hard. The characters are so memorable, and even though the story took a bit different path than I…

Supra Smash Bros

I was expecting the WiiBoo but that wound might be too fresh still.

Your social score has raised +50 points. Nice work.

You already know what to do. You've already done it.

Also glossed over the statement's complete lack of apology (search it: no “sorry” “apology” “apologize” etc.)

At this point for those who have been following, everything Blizz does at this point is a lose-lose of their own making. Case in point: the AU forfeiture of the season due to a lack of punishment for doing the same thing. Can’t ban them, or you look bad that you censor US people. Can't let them get away with it,…

Please note a glaring omission in Blizzard’s statement. There is no “sorry.” There is no “we apologize.” There isn’t even a “regrettable” which is the usual standard in cop-out corporate damage control. They don’t even offer a sentiment of apology. They only offer the best their overlords in the PRC can live with, a…

Sir, this is a McDonald's drive through.

So the flipside of "the guy obviously did it, case closed!" is fair game then?

You forget the Deadspin party line: all players are saints (lowercase s)* and all owners, gms, and coaches are dickbags. There is no middle ground.

I think the biggest issue with this diagnosis is that him being diagnosed with CTE would actually be the *good* ending (for AB). 

Be sure to get the hammers too

Kinda shooting the CTE argument in the foot here. At this point, going further, NFL can basically point to this debacle and say “see? We tried to make things safer for players and they didn’t want it! We are not at fault for the repeat cases of CTE.”

I’m proud of the mental gymnastics you’re putting on to build yourself a nice moral high ground pedestal. It’s really quite impressive.

Wait, $80 for a pair of joycons is less than a $60 PS4 controller? What kind of world do you live in that 8 < 6?

Woe to those named "Fannie" visiting the UK.

I think that actually falls to the Canadiens now. Toronto is capable of signing good players, they just don’t do anything with them. The Canadiens don't even get signees.

I'm afraid I have some bad news.

You’re forgetting the other part of this decision (heck, everyone seems to be). GF stated that there were two reasons they weren’t importing them all: Dev Time, which everyone talks about, and Balance. That second one is what leads me to believe it’s not a “they’ll be in later, we just won’t actually say that and be…