Holy shit, you sound insufferable.

Mostly because it was probably a planned move. “Hey, let’s go drive through Times Square...OMG can you believe there’s a 20 foot image of me!? I had no idea!” Lame. Of course he knew it was there.

I made no mistakes and no one believes you nor cares. If the measure of your intelligence is liking the matrix sequels, I can see why you feel it necessary to lie to internet strangers.

Yeah, I’m not sure what’s worse. Tourists who think it’s the highlight of the city (and sometimes the only place they visit besides the WTC site or the Statue of Liberty), or New Yorkers who complain about how much they miss the old Times Square because it was “gritty” and “real”.

... Um. Ok dude.

Who the fuck “drives through” Times Square unless they are a tourist going to Times Square?

Maybe she dumped him because he was the type of person who would take someone to Times Square on a date.

What, was she a Trekkie or something?

So maybe she didn’t dump him because he was in Star Wars but rather because of how he revealed he was in Star Wars. Replying to ‘What do you do for a living?’ with ‘I’m an actor,’ followed by ‘What sort of stuff do you act in?’ and ‘Well, I’m in the new Star Wars movie,’ might have gone down better than ‘Hey, look at…

What do you think is the most “fucked to” show on TV/Netflix?

The Blackhawks season doesn’t start for 50% of their fans until the second round of the playoffs, so it’s like they didn’t even play this year.

My wife is Canadian. I always tell her that the thing that would weird me out the most if we were to move to Canada would be having a royal family. My republican (traditional, small “r”) brain just can’t handle it.

They aren’t government employees.

Well their line can be traced back

Thats why I cant totally enjoy royalty porn like the crown. I just cant stop the little USA American in my head going “This is so fucking stupid. These people believe this bullshit that this family is holy?”

It is bonkers but we get by using 0.01% the tax we don’t spend building new sports stadiums for billionaires.

The original Kardashians.

“Haaa Funny guy!”


“Off with his head!”