Might even be a BuzzFeed “journalist” thrown in there.

OJ?

As soon as I read the headline, I thought “Oh, Gronk!” in this tone:

was it consensual? She was an intern and he was the president of the united states.

I understand why his act is old to people. But it is just that. He isn’t your typical dumb jock. He’s also apparently very financially secure. He hasn’t spent one dollar of his professional contract.

I was just thinking about that short-lived controversy where Gronk took a picture with a porn star who was wearing his jersey. It’s so laughably tame now.

Ben, Bill, or Russell?

The paths of Hernandez and Gronk could not be more wildly different since 2012.

I hate myself for loving this.

Updated

Aaron Hernadez hanged himself this morning in his single cell, with a bed sheet tied to the window. But at least two people are wondering whether Hernandez really hanged himself: his lawyer and his agent. 

I would sell that man all my personal data via a social media app if he had tripped Zuckerberg.

“I don’t care if it’s Jesus Christ himself. These unit tests won’t write themselves and I have to deliver the alpha by 5 today.”

He’s always been a guy who simply lives for competition. He wants to beat you whether you are the best in the world or a nine year old thalidomide kid with no limbs. He’s Michael Jordan, but with a bad back.

Oh god. I can’t believe I’m going to have to explain to my grandkids one day that there was a time in my life when the world believed Tiger was going to not break, but smash Nicklaus’ major records and that Sergio Garcia would never win a major title.

Did anyone else read the title and get confused when there was no apparent Jesus (cosplayer or otherwise) in the picture? Because I didn’t read the description under the picture until after I realized everyone in the picture was looking at Zukerburg. I thought it was some kind of where’s Waldo thing, and figured he…

“Heat Check” and “Fam”? Fuck, I’m getting old. This doesn’t even seem like English anymore. Just put me out to pasture, already.

May I live to run a sub-4:45 marathon at age 70.

If there’s one thing that consistently disappoints me in eSports, it’s the maddeningly poor name choices.

The police waste all their time on things like this, meanwhile the Tunnel Snakes are still running wild, terrorizing the public with their aggressive and provocative dance moves.