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Nothing or double.

“How did you win that game?”

It’s cool that Wing Kong Six Shooter is in there, but what about Wing Kong Hatchet Man, the great Al Leong?

Okay. You people sit tight, hold the fort and keep the home fires burning. And if we’re not back by dawn... call the president.

If I play my cards right, will I live to talk about it?

The dice really shook the pillars of Heaven, didn’t they?

(dancing around office desk)

It’s pretty much the most quotable movie ever made.

“What does that say?”
“Hell of Boiling Oil.”
“You’re kidding.”
“Yeah, I am. It says ‘Keep Out.’”

Of course there’s no Lo Pan. First you see him, then you don’t.

Wind, fire, all that kind of thing!

Gracie: I’d go with you but...

If you win: “it’s all in the reflexes.” If you lose: “son of a bitch must pay”

May the wings of liberty never lose a feather

I wonder if there’s a 1/6 chance of causing Jack Burton to get knocked out.

For a person born in 1900 it was, but for anyone in the developed world born after 1970 or so it’s not.

When Charlie Strong was at Louisville, he had a “no guns” rule for his jock straps. He also had a “respect for women” rule. But it’s common knowledge that our family values guy, good ole Charl, fucked around on his wife...

The 22-year-old fifth-year senior is recovering and in stable condition.