Meat dick’s always cumin.

He has a fine arts degree. The guy he wrote the book with, Gavin, is the army lawyer.

Can we assume that no ads will play before these controversial videos from now on, or is it that only YouTube makes money off the ads that will continue to play before the videos?

Wow. I’m also an engineer, but 4th order integrations must have been easier for me. You must be really flexible with all the back patting you give yourself.

I impress mine with coupons and knowledge of Star Wars.....

You poor thing.

Tough guy.

I had set up a date with a girl on okcupid and went to the location. She never showed and sent a message that she had been in a car accident. I laughed it off thinking I had been played (she didn’t like talking on phone and preferred texting), called it convenient, and told her to never contact me again. Turned our…

I laughed when they showed the speed of the pitch during the replay. It was like they were showing the speed of the ball shot.

The head tilt walk away after a conversation...every. goddamn. time.

Here I was hoping that Ibiza was some like joint with 5 dollar personal pizzas and 2 dollar drafts all night....

DQ vanilla with the cherry dip.

Seeing gators on a golf course between myrtle and Miami is usually the second highlight of the trip. It’s somewhere between the expensive lapdance and the steak. Certainly not the golf.