LOL. Man, there is a video I want to one day see on my Youtube, “I LS-Swapped my Model S!”

I thought the reason they made red carpets was to hide the red wine stains. You mean I’ve been wrong about that since the 1970's?

If you’re in the grays, then that is absolutely the darkest shade of gray I’ve ever seen.

I used one of these useless things once. I ended up with spiral scars on the bolt head. I found it much more effective to own proper tools and “exercise” fasteners once a year (and remove and clean them once every 3 to 5 years). The problem I find most stuck fasteners have is they’ve sat for years, sometimes decades,…

Now go and figure out the fuel economy improvements early cars got by switching from those belted wagon wheels to smaller wheels with pneumatic tires. :D

If the weight of a little water is enough to tear the bumper off, just imagine how well it will absorb and dissipate energy in a collision. Someone never got the memo that bumper are actually something more than styling and decor for a vehicle.

Well, at least it doesn’t have a fake chromed Stinger MANPADS mounted on a pylon on the roof like the version of this monstrosity local to my area. And the fake Stinger launcher is far, far better than the recoilless rifle halfassery that used to be mounted on the roof of it...

Ummmm.... That is NOT what the hole in the middle of the CD tray is for.

LOL. The system “highlights the vehicle in front of you in red on the instrument panel”, because you should be looking at the dash or center console to see what the ding was about at the exact time you should be focusing on the road and slowing the hell down to reduce the damage and death caused by your vehicle....

I have one of those, but it is orange and black. After nearly 2 decades, the battery still holds a charge.

Ahem....

I’m just going to point out that the battery tester is available on ebay for like 99 cents. At least that is what I paid for it about a half decade ago. Worked just fine until the battery ruptured inside it about 3 years later. But that “battery storage solution” it comes with isn’t worth the remaining $31. Sometimes,…

I’m just going to point out that the battery tester is available on ebay for like 99 cents. At least that is what I…

On a side note, if I had the cash, I’d buy that Toyota Century just so I could take it to the local garage and watch my mechanic’s head explode. :D

I’m going to boil down the best advice you’ll get into a single sentence: Something with decent cargo space. Aging goes hand in hand with physical impairment. I went from a 1994 Honda Accord LX (which I still own because, well, it runs and has a decent interior) to a 2007 Ford Taurus SE station wagon. Because in order…

Let me fix that for you. “You only die once, might as well enjoy the trip.”

It isn’t that Korean feelings don’t count. The issue is they made themselves look like idiots for demanding aspects of Japanese culture be removed from a Japanese-themed expansion instead of demanding a Korean-themed expansion instead. Or are they afraid people will somehow be offended by digging up the kimchi?

Also, wow, so many people have never heard of sticking their phones in a ziplock bag when entering an environment with potential water risks....

My cellphone isn’t smart. It is almost 20 years old and incapable of displaying photos. It can barely handle text messaging.

Let me tell you about the gimmick behind these stupid combination locks. I got a 2007 Ford Taurus station wagon secondhand with these damned things on the doors. There are exactly two mechanical locks on the car - the driver door and the rear hatch. both front seat doors have the damned keypad. When I got the car, I…

You misspelled “meth and all.”