Kaplan has a dagger of a line in that piece about how Keenum might be the most successful NFL QB to come from an Air Raid-influenced offense.

C’mon man, that’s not fair. Sox fans can’t write.

Maybe they should have won a World Series sooner.

My grandfather died without ever having seen the cubs win the world series. So, my Dad, ever the crazy asshole he is, brought a radio out on the porch so gramps could listen in from heaven. We all thought he was going out there to jack off, but nope he was going out there to be with his Dad, which I thought was sweet.…

Every time I almost feel sorry for Indians fans I see pictures like that one woman gingerly clutching her Chief Wahoo board and then I’m just so happy they lost. Fuck them.

The thing about Arsenal is, they always try and walk it in.

Did you see that Ludogorets display last night?