Dis Kat, the weather lady?

Omg and I have beautiful, intelligent ambitious single girlfriends yet this chick is booed up. Dude!

I was pretty sickly as a kid and my folks said I couldn’t keep milk down. so if I had to say I had a deficiency it was probably a lack of calcium, and chalk provided that. that might all be bullshit because I don’t really know what’s in chalk.

This is proof that anybody can find someone

I stopped when I saw a woman addicted to sucking dirty diapers! She was going to people’s houses with babies and taking them out of the diaper genie. She had a fiance, like how you got a whole fiancé while u addicted to sucking pee out of dirty diapers?!?!

Chalk is actually associated with being anemic.

When I saw him kiss the bumper, I was done. Although it did make me wonder if he got frisky with the car in the winter, when his lips could get stuck, and was starting the car foreplay?

haha

One lady, who was addicted to eating chalk, said “Sometimes I think something is mentally wrong with me.” I was like “Sometimes?”

My husband’s father would tell him “you thought like nelly who thought cow shit was jelly.”

I’ve heard of tough t!tty, but to make it into a nursery rhyme is brilliance *kisses fingertips*

Brunches with Melissa Harris-Perry? Check!

“Niggas with blazers and slacks with exposed ankles?”

See what you NOT going to do is call ALL us black Americans Ghetto! I hope and pray you meant to say there is a difference from growing up Black American and growing up in AFRICA. I know a lot of Ghetto ass Africans (my husband is Nigerian). i myself am a Bougie Bitch from Boston who can switch on and off.

What you not finna do is try to act like you’re better than Black Americans on this here site. Mk hun? Tuck that continental conceit right back in.

You tried it... I never lived in a ghetto EVER.. and my black ass family said all of this... and we are well-educated. And please don’t act like Africans can’t be hood as hell.

No other people have the style and flair we have...our swag is undeniable....so no, we are the only folk who say sh8t like this....I think it’s great.

I find it interesting amongst black people I know that you can tell who spent a significant amount of time with white people growing up simply by whether they pronounce it motherfucker or muthafucka.