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    Kat
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    Was it the starch? Is there starch in chalk. I know lots of folks who ate starch by the handful. That and ice.

    Sometimes I feel like some chalk, sometimes I don’t.

    What happened?

    Right...some things you can’t let into your spirit. This was one.

    I remember him laying down on the ground near the exhaust pipe...that was it for me.

    How about the girl who ate powder, slept in powder, walked around sprinkling powder. Yea sista girl.

    I saw that, when he went outside to have some kinky time, I turned. Life wasn’t meant for this.

    I watch hoarders and think by the grace of god. Seriously.

    Every time I see this one I holla out loud “You can’t never visit my house, never ever ever ever. I work to hard for this lil money to have you eating me out of couch.”

    Mom was a poet...lmbao

    I wouldn’t even whisper when she was in one of those moods..lmao Super hearing on point.

    See....that baffles the heck out of me. Ima have to use that though..cause jelly.

    They say it among themselves... not in mixed company cause it just don’t roll off the tongue right without some tint behind it.

    Tell’em again...

    Or the music. Go to any concert in Atlanta and watch the crowd between acts when the DJ plays. All kinds of confusion.

    I’ve yet to attend one. I’d rather die.

    My mom’s fav was... “Tough t*tty said the kitty but the milk was still good.” Logical and precise.