An Amber?

Car passengers: “Go fuck yourself!”

Why do old racist white people think everyone younger then them is a millennial?

White Jesus would be climbin’ off the cross, “Oh hell, no. Father forgive me, but I ain’t dying for this bitch...”

“It’s a very sad thing by Mr. Bannon... I didn’t like that project. I thought it was a project being done for showboating reasons,” Trump said “I didn’t want a wall that was going to be an inferior wall.”

The whole of “Conservatism” is just so damn rife with scammers, because it’s so easy to make marks of people who fervently want to be marks. I’d probably have gotten in on it if it wasn’t for those pesky morals and ethics and convictions of mine. And most of it isn’t even illegal, either!

Awaiting the Trump response.

...and the USPS assisted in the investigation!

Everything about the right wing is a scam on stupid people. 

You wouldn’t know her, she goes to a different high school.

If you take enough members of the Saudi ruling class out dancing, you’ve got to figure...

I mean isn’t Trump the same guy that said he would go after an active shooter by himself if given the chance? I mean brave talk from a guy that didn’t even bother to serve and avoided the draft five times. I mean we get it MAGA chuds you really want to think that this bloated turd is some kind of Alpha tough guy but…

He teargassed a bunch of “terrorists” so he could hold a bible he didn’t own upside down in front of a church he had never been inside of.

I hear he and Putin are on their third date... so that counts...

He took Kim Jong-Un out to dinner, that counts right?

“[T]he only president who actually went after a terrorist and took him out”?!? This is such obvious bullshit, as we’ve got photographic proof of GW rounding first and heading for second!

Well, there are vampires in this game, so the chances of sucking in this game was always pretty high.

If you’re shuffling creative directors around this far into development, you’re probably trying to salvage a disaster.   

ok but can we keep lying to ourselves about that for another few months?

The chances this game is going to suck just increased significantly.