Wait... dude is 36?!?!? I know hate ages you but damn

Is there anything you can’t make funny? “Sweaty-Assed-Mud-Butt” You are joy.

So much supremacy. I’m getting tired of all the supremacy. Can’t even go out to eat now without some big-bellied, stick’n’poke, sweaty-assed mud-butt shaking his acorn in peoples’ faces. They call it supreme and it don’t even come with sour cream. It is just mayo. Lord, lord. This is the best you got? This guy and…

Whiteness is a hell of a drug.

“Some fuckin’ master race!”

Well that should get some Zoomers to the polls in November.

I really don’t give a damn about TikTok, but I will take the opportunity to comment that it’s far past time the government finds some sort of definition for what falls under the heading of “Executive Order”, as it has proven to be a supremely easy way for the President to grant himself practically any outcome he…

This is all very true, but here is where I point out that no such action was taken by this Administration against the similarly invasive FaceApp, which is Russian-owned and even less opaque about what they do with the selfie you took that makes you look like your parents. I wonder why.

Can Donald just admit the real reason he is going after Tik Tok is that a brilliant black woman named Sarah Cooper has taken the App and used it to perfection to mock and emasculate his pathetic fat ass? One more time, the thing that I find fascinating and infuriating is how many MAGA hat wearing douche nozzles think…

Given the fact that he can’t actually cite any of the reasons some people are suggesting the ban (suspicions of information farming and the like) leads me to believe that you are correct in assuming this is purely pettiness and spite.

See, it’s very simple if you look at things from his point of view. He’s Miss Millie’s husband from The Color Purple. 

No, he got mad because they were protesting in front of his house.

Ill admit I read the headline and thought “No way, that HAS to be taken out of context. No one is dumb enough to say that in that way”.

recent events have made him understand how someone could become a white supremacist

“Saveljevs was also sentenced to two to four years after pleading guilty to second-degree attempted assault for attacking an off-duty police officer, CNN notes. The officer, who was walking his dog, suffered a broken cheekbone after Saveljevs struck him with an object. Saveljevs will serve both sentences concurrently.”

Yet.

Jesus, even Trump hasn’t managed to let *this* particular phrase slip in his support of white supremacy. 

Wait, so his wife tore up a protestor's sign, and that made him understand how one could be a white supremacist? 

One of the many default settings for imbeciles is racism and there are entirely too many people under the impression they’re not imbeciles.

Awesome! I look forward to slamming my hover-bike into rapidly oncoming walls and then putting the game away forever because I can't finish the stage.