I would seriously laugh at this but then I have to remind myself that there 62 million white people and a fucking cable news channel that will defend this barely functioning piece of flab with the ferocity of a pack of wildebeests. I mean really white folks is it worth it? Actually fuck all of you because rather than…

This is a test literally given to see if you can orient yourself in time and space, and Dump is cackling about it like that crow I saw at work that pulled a hidden cheeto out of an air vent, ate it, and hopped around cawing about how brilliant he was.

It’s also patently untrue. They don’t give you five words like that, they give you five completely unrelated words so you can’t use a memory aid to remember them. It’s more than likely that Trump just pointed out five things in his visual range, like Verbal Kint in Usual Suspects.

It would be fucking embarrassing if not for the fact that people are dying over Covid-19, the continued persecution of POC’s at the hands of ICE or law enforcement, the raping of our economy... I need not continue. The idiocy of Trump is a reflection the American population:

You missed the underlying issue here.

That’s his bar? Remembering 5 things for about 20 minutes and knowing what day it is? Jesus, then I should be supreme ruler of the galaxy, because being a chef requires retaining dozens of multi-step recipes at any given time, keeping a mental list of what items need to go out when, and the whole time, having to take…

Yeah, but he can’t actually make that brag.  

An equitable brag is, “Look, I did not shit my pants today!”

what could any state or town do?

The problem with all that is coverage is completely different than 40-50 years ago thanks to social media and mobile phones. Constant video of Police inciting violence against protestors is a constant on the internet. And considering that people’s opinions on Police are at an all time low, I don’t think Trump will…

What Trump Wants: To incite violence and hope that lots of LEO’s get hurt or killed. Then he will try the Nixon “bring peace to the streets” strategy.

He’s trying to make things worse.  That’s the entire point.

Because they’ve done such a bang-up job in Portland ‘preventing’ violence.

I joined when I was 24, but I heard so many horror stories of recruiters outright lying to people just to get them to join.  And when it’s a bunch of 17-18 (sometimes younger if you consider ROTC), who a fed a steady diet of CoD--yeah it’s kind of fucked up.

They had us take the ASVAB as sophomores.

Now if we could make it illegal for the military to spend money on those giant recruitment ceremonies before every football game, that’d be great. 

Don’t come back. Fascists.

As a result of all this, according to Vice, U.S. Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez now plans to file a measure that would entirely prevent the military from spending money to recruit through services like Twitch. Specifically, it would forbid the military from using funds to “maintain a presence on Twitch.com…

Awesome news! Don’t need those predators on there trying to recruit gullible poor kids who just want a way out of their circumstances.

Behold the master race