please let her catch those hands. 

so it's the racism and booze making her look that old?

yeah, except when the ignorant, uneducated voters are white they're "patriots" and "real Americans".

perhaps the next rally can be sabotaged by installing ramps at every entrance. 

reason #8,527,649 to completely purge and rebuild law enforcement: the bullshit practice of fabricating charges in the hope that something will stick. 

what are they so afraid of? they’re the same ones carrying assault rifles into chipotle after all. 

if anyone effects massive change, it'll be gen z. they have pretty much nothing to lose. 

those people tend to see themselves as temporarily embarrassed millionaires. they’re fine licking the boot because they honestly believe they’ll own it someday.

how a trumplumbus is made (as narrated by donald trump):

yeah, screw that walrus-looking creep. he probably could’ve given some damning testimony but was thinking of his bottom line. I'll just find a pirated copy. 

do you think they bought him a whopper too?

 given how Mr. Floyd died, the cops taking a knee is more likely a veiled threat than anything. 

that’s pretty much the only thing worth calling them for. they won't get there in time if someone's already in your house, and won't get your stolen stuff back. if someone's holding a gun on you and they just happen to be rolling by, they may help but will more likely just shoot whoever is darker. 

the increasingly-powerful hurricanes or rising sea levels will take care of it eventually. 

you had me at “ Trump locked up in perpetuity”.

That’s not surprising. his dad is The Blob, his stepmother is the Mummy, and his brother looks like a special-needs vampire. it’s a whole family of monsters, really.

sociopaths? 

i guess you can afford to refuse the presidential salary when you're sitting on a wellspring of taxpayer funds. 

He also fails hard at rocking that Tom Hanks castaway look.

so trump rolling back pollution laws is his way of boycotting nature?