Any customer could have ended this by purchasing a single item and mummifying her with the 800 ft long receipt. 

What good is a job if it’s temporary, pays nothing, or will be automated in the next 10 years? That’s like handing out moldy, half-eaten McDonald's to a group of starving people and saying "everyone has food; problem solved".

Anyone else in LITERALLY ANY OTHER JOB would either have to submit to one or be fired on the spot.

 Seriously. It’s like, bruh. You might be able to slap a bowl on your head, cut around it, and call it good enough, but a lot of us don’t have that option.

Michael’s submitted photographic proof that Trump's a piece of shit. That orange color is probably from the bilirubin.

These terrible white people always manage to get administrative leave with pay.

When that was originally written, they meant land-owning white men. 200+ years later, nothing has really changed. 

This administration has a thousand-way tie for “unlikable in every way”.

 Cue fox news complaining about physics having a liberal bias. 

He still eats like shit and doesn't exercise; best to count on a stroke or heart disease. 

The shadows. People said what’s with the shadows. I said here’s the story, and I looked at it. The shadows that we’re being forced to use. Number one, to me, most importantly, the shadow's no good. 

We just need to make it known that self-mutilation triggers us and get it trending; they'll cut off their noses to spite our face. 

Keep following this; i have a sneaking suspicion he’ll get a new job one county over. After all, racism in cops isn’t a bug, it’s a feature.

 Big tobacco doesn’t have the political clout it once did, and the vaping industry never got to that point; ergo, they're safe targets. The NRA, however, keeps the Republican party funded and is thus sacrosanct. 

 fuck them. I pay my taxes on time and (unlike most conservatives) without complaint; that should give me a pass from doing any ass-kissing or jingoistic bullshit. 

It would be less dumb if it was a federal holiday. I could honor whatever much better by getting high and playing video games. 

The Joker toxin episodes gave me nightmares as a kid. 

Yup, the voice actors are just better at owning the characters. CCH Pounder IS Amanda Waller, just like Kevin Conroy IS Batman 

In the comics Joker has said that he prefers his past to be multiple choice; if they insist on giving the him an origin story, then there should at least be several. Not knowing which, if any, is true adds to the character's appeal. 

The enemy is Eastasia. The enemy has always been Eastasia.