The shitty thing is it’s probably not even a disqualifying factor at this point. Reagan did at least one (but more likely 2) term(s) with dementia.

Well, they also said they were going to boycott Procter and Gamble (the maker and/or distributor of pretty much 100% of toiletries) because of their “the talk” ad. P&G still exists and I can’t smell unwashed white supremacist ass from my living room, so that must’ve fallen through on all counts.

I wrote NIKE on my hand and stuck it in a blender; checkmate, libruls!

I dunno if every job has value, Geoff... the world could probably do fine without CEOs and sports team owners.

How do you know those aren't Russian sock puppet accounts? 

Is racism a full-time job for this fucker? What I wouldn't give for a fraction of his free time and resources. 

Yet another classy move from the president of every woman who answers to the name “meemaw”.

Short answer: yes

I pirated a copy. Made it through the prologue and maybe 8 pages into chapter one before quitting due to boredom. Fun fact: the term "n-word" appears 23 times throughout the book. 

Exactly. This administration is a walking gish gallop. I'd say they're doing it on purpose, but you don't really get a sense of forethought or planning from them. 

Meanwhile, next white guy committing a mass shooting in 3,2,1....

I guess in his eyes, nude modeling is meritous, as is siring/giving birth to said nude model. 

Cops are lazy fatasses. Why bother chasing someone when you can just shoot/taze them with zero repercussions? 

Shhh.... be vewy vewy quiet; Elmer kludd is hunting wabbits.

That’s what happens when you let Europe export its criminals and rapists.

I’m sure the dox squad is already on it! 

“The foreign people"? Jesus fucking Christ. That's some late 1800s ignorance there. 

“They don’t even know these Americans out here and they’re calling us racist because we voted for Trump?”

Sometimes it’s fun to engage the Russian bots to see if I can break their programming.

 I'll never understand how trump’s birther argument gained momentum as it's a lot like his hair: there's nothing there, but he teases and pushes around the same 3 strands until it sorta looks like there is.