I’m supposed to believe that this guy ☝🏾☝🏾☝🏾 is not a model father and citizen?!

Congratulations on your newest little addition and maaaaan, were you missed ‘round heah!

At one time, I compared republicans to strippers...until I realized what an insult that was to strippers.

Oh come on...you know we’re not his people. There is absolutely nothing in his remarks or report that leads me to believe he is leveling a not-so-subtle threat at us.

You’re welcome.

Republicans have always been able to give lap dances in private while maintaining a public face of morality, law and order and small government.

Nectarine Noriega...I love me some The Root!

Nope.

I’d be perfectly fine with a carjacking or home invasion gone wrong.

And will come for Nana first...

Your sister said come back to bed, she’ll try harder.

Right now, I’m that little man...

We’ve been divorced 25 years and I still draw on his wordsmithery...He has a very unique turn of a phrase.

“as a single woman I’m not good enough to fucking raise [my kids]” after having her children taken away”

The state paying homage to traitors and the unpatriotic..and the first to bleat “...USA! USA!...”

IKR!!!

Agreed 1000%!

It took publicly calling the presidential candidate a “Lying MF” but your name has been in the mouth of every news host on MSNBC this morning.

...until some clueless chucklefuck decides to jump in and tell us who/what/where/how and why to be mad/scared/fed up.