So just because Google puts it in alphabetical order, it suddenly makes sense? What does an ice cream sandwich have to do with Android 4.0? Both naming schemes are nonsensical.

People complain about Apple naming OS X releases after cats.

Except, I don't have control over whether or not the cars in front of me have moving lights or not. If you get in accident because you were fiddling with your radio or GPS or MP3 player, well then, you're an idiot and it's all your fault for not paying attention.

LED billboards aren't directly in front of you.

Because moving lights aren't distracting at all, especially at night.

Not really. Most of the time I can get away with just canceling the autocorrect suggestion. Very rarely do I have to go back and delete a word because it was autocorrected to something completely different

Or you know, you just pay attention to the autocorrect suggestions

Hmm, I'll try this when I go home this weekend. I like to bring my iPhone with me to listen to music while showering, after double ziplock bag treatment of course.

"...she's also started receiving regular botox injections in her armpits, to make her stop sweating which, according to Charm, 'is nice'. At least until she passes out from heat exhaustion since sweating is a vital bodily cooling function."

Either you're getting jeans too small for you, or your balls are disproportionately large.

The most difficult part of assembling IKEA furniture is finding someone to help you (for furniture that requires 2 people to assemble). With that being said, I had to assemble my desk and bookcase by myself, and the only reason I found it difficult was that I had to work in the confines of my cramped bedroom.

Do you even know the definition of bloatware? Furthermore, Notification Center is a built in feature of ML, so I don't see why you're counting that as an app. For all we know, by the time ML goes public, Growl devs will either have integrated Hiss or use their own method for integrating with Notification Center.

That's because e-readers don't have glass or plastic covering their screens, so they're not made to take any significant amount of weight.

Unless you're the one developing a jailbreak or a root method, then the amount of effort is the same.

You mean like Motorola's Droid line, right?

Windows Mobile was absolutely terrible. There's a reason why MS started from scratch when they went with Windows Phone 7

Damn. I've wanted to get a Nook Simple Touch for a while now, but I'm not sure if I should spend the money right now. But then again, it's only $70...

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Because it's supposed to consolidate your wallet and phone into just your phone (+ maybe a money clip if you need to carry cash and photo ID). But I've only seen Google Wallet accepted in one store, and I can't even remember which one.

Cool story bro. Just because something has 4G doesn't make it "more current." I don't know where you got your info, but 4G has only been available for a year (Verizon LTE rollout in Dec 2010) or a year and a half if you count Sprint's WiMAX.