Good call. They are just showing the “No oil change needed” feature. Just keep topping it off. It leaks so fast that it never gets the chance to get dirty.

Oh, I found a new word...disasterpants.

For less than $3000 you can get a really nice prostitute that will also wreck your marriage and give you the same burning and itchy sensation for days. The upside is she won’t be sitting in your driveway mocking you for months afterwards.

I did this. On my BRAND NEW CAR. (OK, so 5k miles, bust STILL). “Hey dad, why would the oil be RED?!” UGH.

I did the same thing last week. On a Cayenne. Also fills from the bottom AND requires a special diagnostic tool to get the level right. Stupid, EXPENSIVE mistake.

I’m gonna go out on a limb and guess your wife is hot?

You know how many times a jiffy lube has mixed up front differential and transmission on a Subaru? We saw quite a few of those at the Subaru dealership. I bet SAAB dealers saw much worse in the 900 days, those were a little confusing the first few I saw from a pit. I also learned never take a drain plug out until you…

If it’s gonna cost you $3k to replace a clutch, a brake line, and some door locks, you need a new mechanic.

In fairness, if Arizona had scored 22 more points, they would’ve won.

I don’t know, I saw a BMW with working turn signals the other day.

i mean, 15k is slightly used Fiesta ST money. just saying

It’s great, but the valve guide issue sucks.

But the Roadster is faster to 60 than the Bugatti, so in theory they should just use Roadsters to launch the rocket upward.

They didn’t release him because he wanted to play, they released him because he was supposed to be a team leader and instead he completely quit on the team once he didn’t get his way.

motherfucker. Take this star and get the hell outta here

So that’s how you make scrambled Keonigseggs.

wrong, it is 420. please issue a correction.

With dent? Or without dent? Therein lies your answer.

Sounds like the Warthog.