I have to say, as entertaining as this is, the Tomb Raider reboot stills sits as my current favourite game of last/this generation. To me it was an almost perfect game. I have it on PC, PS3 and PS4.

How is this not the FIRST thing posted?

The Last of Us.

Blasphemy is always impressive :3

Troll Level: Diluted Wine.

Never doubt the internet!

Saying mass and weight are the same is like saying velocity and speed are the same. In both cases they are related by a common property, but they are not equivalent. They are not "the same".

Earthbound also is amenable to a one-handed controller setup - L = A and L+Select = B. And there's even an accessory for playing one-handed!

They should now call their online service "PlayStation Prime" with Optimus Prime as their spokesrobot.

Take this, turn it around, and make his mouth my asshole and you have what happened to me last Friday when I got a habanero steak burrito and decided it needed extra

As an alumnus of CUNY, I have to be particularly careful when editing my resume; why does the 'Y' have to be so close to the 'T' on the QWERTY keyboard?

Man, that is insane—I had no idea. I'd love to talk to you more about this, would you mind shooting me an email at ashley@gizmodo.com?

You should try making thousands of dollars while working at home! My neighbor made....oh, sorry.

I guess she couldn't.....SAVE FACE.

I have 6 year old relatives who only comment on articles they've actually read all the way through.

Don't you mean *stabs in the stark* ;D

it depends on who shoots first

It's like, how much more black could this be? and the answer is none. None more black.

blackest thing in existence.... these people have clearly never seen my ex's heart