This seems to have been written by someone who has never actually been on a subway at peak hours.

need Dracula Gottfried doing all the lines from Symphony of The Night.

"At least somebody thought it was valuable." - Groucho

I would be happy with these results

I've always pictured Steam like this.

I'm betting they just had this big fucker carry them.

To begin, draw an S, for snake. Or dragon. Er, whatever. Next, we'll draw a more different S. Next, put a top mark on a long V. Then you add some legs, draw on a couple of arms and... woah. Wait a minute. I think I need to start over. Thing doesn't look... natural.

Treasure hunts usually end badly....

What else did they find?

First 'Shop entry! Albeit very poorly done... also just to be clear, this is intended to mock CNN's gluttonous coverage of the tragedy, and not to belittle the horrific impact it has had on so many people.

Another urban legend has been confirmed!

And if you want to improve printing speed, buy two printers.

Sounds par for the course for most DLC bundles like season passes. How has Nintendo changed things for you?

All are AOL trial CDs!!!

Indie developers are not even trying any more.