WHY IS THIS NOT A THING!!!????

My thirteen-year-old brother and I watched as Donkey Kong and his band of misfit apes flailed about to the infamous "DK Rap." Then came Chunky Kong, noted as "the last member of the D.K. Crew!" As we laughed at Chunky's awkward attempts to grab an out-of-reach banana, the final line of his segment graced our young…

and while some people seem to care, I remain blissfully in the "BUT SHE'S GOT A NEW HAT!" mindset and enjoy everything.

1. Sucking

This is actually her second videogame. Most people didn't play the first one.

don't know what that is, but if there is any situation where having a vine appear at the very beginning of a level would help instead of where it normally appears in the level.... then yes it would be useful.

AHHH this makes sense now!

"have money and you'll always have money"

it looks like you need to get killed while the vine is actually still growing to trigger the glitch, not just being on the vine. i wonder if this could work with any vine by dying to time limit?

it's pretty obviously TAS just to show the glitch works.

I tried doing this, but the guy at the store told me it was none of my beeswax....

this many comments and no mention of the rooty tooty fresh n fruity..... I am disappoint

SMB3's 1-1 is also a masterpiece. There's a write-up of that one somewhere that goes into all the details but no video I'm aware of.

IT'S A SIMPLE QUESTION.

When someone uses the word "synergy" at work I immediately turn my brain off to anything else they say. I have yet to miss anything important.

this really makes me wonder whether the author of this article gets a cut of this app's sales. it is literally the most useless thing i can possibly think of.

someone should probably build Jack's Teen America girl out of legos

You all disappoint me. this many comments and not ONE of these?

THE CODEWHEEL!

well everyone will "eventually" not need money. cancer guy's eventually just comes sooner than others.