and now for the plot twist. it was hacked by Gabe and this is the real announcement.

I just want them to release PvZ2 on fucking PC already. WHY IS THIS SO DIFFICULT?

I would hope that when you poop there's always at least paper around. Keep a pen in there at all times as well. Just don't wipe with your idea.

Forget all this. There is only ONE correct answer and that is "while pooping"

sprint will block any numbers you want for you, there's a part of their website where you can just add numbers. i imagine the other big carriers have similar things set up.

if this is not the shop contest, kotaku sucks FOREVER.

I'm one of the few that didn't really like this game at all. oh well...

have fun trying to use sabin

cue that meme of: and then he said.... "ANYMORE" haaaahahahaha

and then you realize after about five minutes that NO EMULATED GAME IS GOOD ON A TOUCH SCREEN and go back to terrible games like flappy bird

goldinco

by causing each of their pokemon to end up with zero hp.

fantastic

It would kind of suck if he woke up tomorrow and had to keep dying every day

What happens if I remove your face paint?

wrong. they would never get past the blitz tutorial. they would also not be able to escape the floating continent in enough time.

One minor point I need to argue here - Donkey Kong Country 3 was laughably easy from start to finish, particularly for fans of the series who got 101% and 102% on the previous games.

i think if half life 3 is wii u exclusive the internet will actually end.

This is the best part of this entire article. I think I'm gonna go tag every single game on Steam with "Half-Life 3 Confirmed" now.

When you download it, you actually get a playable version of "Not Without My Anus". The game itself will unlock a week later.