It's probably because of Mr. Lawbob S. Boblaw Esq. That guy is a jerk and makes Tekken pretty boring to watch.

seriously. divekick is a bad joke that went too far. then people took it seriously for some reason.

considering the entire timespan of the show is two years and a day or two, 80% of this video would have to do with a boring high school teacher working part time at a car wash.

shaking small quantities of rock salt out of a red solo cup is too much work now?

THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS A MILLION TIMES.

F Ashley, Marry Patricia, Kill Twitter

How have you lived on this planet and never heard of F-Marry-Kill?

Same way you type with boxing gloves on your hands.

and Mario Galaxy is about exploring the cosmos while Peach is hanging out with Bowser. awww yeah.

possibly the best character in the series aside from MvK. No one tops MvK.

add best buy to the list with the reward zone certificates, at least in recent years. they finally figured out how to feed those points into their POS system, so if you just give your phone number they can look up any discounts you're eligible for without you having to remember to bring the print version of it

Was scrolling fast through stuff on feedly and only stopped because I thought that was Jeff Goldblum.... am I alone on this one?

heard this two years ago when it was actually funny when he said it to Ralph

+1'd this for "every push you up"

It's-a you Luigi! You broke-a my heart! WOOHOO!

No issues on GBA though.

You left out what is by far the most important thing, but only applies to the Vita version:

yeah that one was pretty bad too.... still. 98% of the time you better save at least once an hour.

If you play any RPG for 3 hours without saving you're doing it wrong. Except I guess Xenogears because the save points are that far apart.

now let's combine this with QWOP. then we've really got a party.