I love all the “Social media is the worst” comments posted here, on a social media platform. 

And yet, here you are using social media.

That’s what’s hilarious about all the “Facebook is a cesspool” comments I see on these comment boards; if that’s your experience with it, it’s because that’s what you made it into for yourself.

You’re using social media right now. 

LOL how was this a mystery to anyone? How else would it look?

So you decided to include a link to some naked weirdo humping a cello but not to the band's cooking show you wrote about and was the inspiration for the article? 

“JA Hankels”

“JA Hankels”

Dumb.

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“Burns is right to be perplexed”

How sad. Especially when adding your childish behavior and clearly desperate need to have the last word on top of it all...

:^D

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Doesn’t matter whether you do or not; you were objectively wrong from the get-go, and no amount of childish behavior or willful ignorance will change that fact.

Because that is not at all like buying more furniture and having more to maintain?

Comparing yourself to an elementary school child uninterested in adult-level conversation and reason isn’t really doing yourself any favors here, but I wouldn’t say the comparison isn’t an apt one.

Well at least you acknowledge the fact that you are literally arguing against the literal dictionary definitions of the word, and that you are engaging in willful ignorance. Bravo. Why people like you keep doing so is beyond me - but good luck with that.

“And I completely disagree that any of those should be called a burger.”

It’s a watermelon burger in the same sense that a salmon burger is a salmon burger, or a black bean burger is a black bean burger, or a veggie burger is a veggie burger, or a falafel burger is a falafel burger. Do you think those names denote toppings on a hamburger? Do you think a hamburger is a burger with ham as a…

There are grocery stores that use them (in grocery-bag size). However from what I’ve read, biodegradable plastic bags require specific conditions not met in landfills in order to biodegrade, such as exposure to air, water, sunlight, and a specific temperature range - and compostable bags require large-scale industrial…