I know where this is....

By shutting the hell up?

The Duck DeMuro Skyline GT-R

The real truth is that people suck.

They both suck

This is me, not talking about politics on a car website.

Without the windshield eyes, they never would have slipped the Miata twins flashing their headlights bit.

I have suggestions, but no entries:
1. something something Trabant something something.

2. The Jalop Wagon:

At work so i cant stop and get my graphic design on but i vote for this picture on a shirt with the phrase

“Pretty sure its a lambo dude”

did two miles in the trunk of a hyundai tiburon when I was 19 y/o. College....

And I do not mean the “my son plays lacrosse” upper class. I mean the “I could kill a poor person and get away with it” upper class.

No, no, we don’t want it as a trophy in bronze - we want it as a trophy where every year, as the prize, someone gets the keys to a Hummer and permission to destroy a PT Cruiser.

Can we immortalize this in bronze and use it as a trophy topper for next years Jalopnik Film Awards?

This entire list.

“Giant muppet highfives a yeti”

Bernie’s hair looks better on the Yeti.

So you’ve never been to a stance meet. Understood.

You’re all wrong. You need “the grid” to maintain a functioning car. get a horse/bike

Give me a LR Disco. It’s been proven to be able to go off the grid repeatedly.