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...what you did there

Headline: CEO floored by new BMW concept cars at Frankfurt

He then popped up and said “Must be something...i8!” as a large curtain dropped behind him, unveiling the latest concept of BMW’s groundbreaking hybrid-composite sports car of the future.

That description was a slam dunk.

Well, that solves the weird design issue, IMHO. It was the last overly-cutesy design they had in the stable. And now it looks like a GTI’s fat cousin who’s still really cute in the face and totally muscular because she used to play basketball in college but sort of let herself go a little bit.

Buy a shitty crossover. You have a winter beater, and once the rust consumes it its one less crossover on the road.

This was in Lubbock. Meth is one hell of a drug...

Chevy Cavalier owners.

Make it a dogleg and you got yourself something!

Neat idea, but I’d much rather be able to tell where it’s coming from. After all, I might need to move over to let it by.

Look at her butt.

It’s a Spex Elf.

This kind of sucks for everyone else in the car though.

Alternate CP title: “Shark weak”

Everyone is posting Ford truck/toy combos, so here’s mine:

Which one’s the Camry?

OR

Eeeeek!