A more powerful civilized version of an army 4x4, made by one of the biggest car manufacturers (so they had a big budget to make it good), that looks like it can go everywhere that ended up being as good off road as your run-of-the-mill chevy suburban.

Changing the drivetrain from FF to FR? Check

Do turbines count? (I assume they do given the helicopter reference above) If so, I’d say this wins.

The one who screams to pull over when you’re running from the cops. That shit takes a lot of concentration, damnit. Don’t interfere

If it is then ‘production 2CV’ is French for “Two-eyed garden shed”.

Because going around is for losers.

My 1973 Datsun 620.

I was driving my only car, a 1997 Acura Integra Type R, when I realized daily driving a gutted track car with no sound deadening with a single fiberglass racing bucket inside and suspension stiff enough to shatter teeth, that maybe it wasn't a practical daily. So, I did what any true gearhead would…

I'm going to keep pasting Saabs here until somebody loves me.

You could buy Michigan with $300,000.

SE30 JOTA is the hottest hot to ever hot

It's probably much more of a surprise because it's silent. There's no bringing up the RPM, and building anticipation. Awesome.

I redact my XJ220 answer, and submit the Nissan R390 instead!

-> In a more technical terms. I see one Jeep, two Dodge Calibers, a Fiat, and a Mercedes-Benz.

It's the MKzzzzzzz because it's so boring.

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But on a road trip with 3 kids with tablets and a wife with a laptop it would be awesome!