Scroll Tide.

it’s the university of alabama...

This was not good.

One of the worst bits is that people have been convinced by movies and TV shows that sex offenders are all overtly creepy. But really, the people who manage to get away with this sort of stuff for years on end without having their victims locked in a dungeon, have to be fairly personable and charming to prevent anyone…

“Born with it” is the most accidentally apt descriptor Trump could have chosen to describe why he is a successful dealmaker and Ben Carson is not. The unconscious mind is a beautiful thing.

Think how dumb you’d need to be for this guy to sound smart; that’s the terrifying thing.

I only report the truth mkay

*Googles sebaceous cyst*

“Vomit Benched for Diarrhea.”

Well, a high-priced acquisition of a one-note developer... no way this could blow up in their faces!

Regular torn is seeing the replay and not being able to tell what the injury is. Badly torn is seeing the replay and screaming in horror.

Any man’s death diminishes me,
Because I am involved in mankind,
And therefore never send to know for whom the bell tolls;
A player on your favorite team was crippled today too.

I can’t wait to read the first chapter about his early love of carrying things.

Sounds like this book will be on the top of everyone’s Thanksgiving-ruining uncle’s CHRISTmas wish list.

Hate to be that girl but one of Kourtney’s kids is the Flash...a DC superhero.

The first point is far too tough on the replay official - there’s defintely an argument there’s not evidence to reverse the call on the field. It’s the second call that’s absolutely ridiculous, the guy got creamed. This is all about the on-field officals.

Credit the MLS. They managed to miss penalties in ways none of us had ever seen before.

If you didn’t read our coverage of the Democratic debate, how is that my problem?

Your comment is butt.

I admire your optimism, but c’mon, man. In the West?