Baseball is a relic of a gone-and-forgotten America eulogized only by assholes like Keith Olbermann and George F. Will.

FOX Sports Truck Employee #1: God, this is so annoying.

On the plus side: No Joe Buck or Harold Reynolds!

Who let the unattened child in here?

Slightly related:
Earlier today during the Lions/Vikings game the announcer mentioned how Ameer Abdullah had complained about late hits that defenders make on ball carriers after they’re down. The announcer (not Ronde Barber) then said that Adrian Peterson had responded by saying Abdullah needs to suck it up.

Wow....he hid that side of himself well. Who saw that coming?

I assume that the mid-term grades just came out and weren’t up to snuff. The on-field stuff didn’t really matter.

“Al Golden Everything” was a crappy follow-up to “Seventh Floor Crew” anyway.

RIP Flip’s Friday Funkadelic. Loved that he shared his insights with us and gave so much to the sport, players, and community.

When I was little Flip and KG made this team relevant. Always will have a place in my heart. This news makes me so sad

Duh, all three are innocent of the allegations against them. Jesus Christ, people are stupid.

more like bad libs, amirite

Cheater, Cheater, Woman Beater

Jose Bautista is one bad motherfucker, though.

then you would be wrong... I think we all know enough about drunk driving these days that we know that if you willfully get behind the wheel while drunk, you’re a human weapon. So yeah... trying.

Dude, seriously, that’s harsh. Unfrosted pop tarts are gross.

Dammit, cancer, you ain’t worth a Flip.