It’s so much easier than Actual Journalism. I could do a deep dive on what’s really going on why Rex Tillerson has been invisible, or which companies benefit from the gutting of the EPA or ZOMG DID YOU SEE WHAT THAT HOLLYWOOD CELEBRITY TWEETED IN RESPONSE TO TRUMP’S TWEET LULZ

I have a feeling when Olivia originally pitched the idea to her editor, she was all, “Oh yeah! I’m going to nail Kellyanne on so much shit! I’ve spent hours researching her public comments, and she’s going to have to explain herself!” But when Olivia met Kellyanne, it was all, “Hey, Kel, let’s get a mani/pedi and then…

I don’t feel like she actually gets away with anything. Like, she hasn’t played some brilliant trick and somehow slipped past the fact-checkers. She simply has no shame about lying. Same with Trump. They’ve just realized that the fact-checkers don’t matter, that there are no political consequences for blatant lying,…

I mean, I’m not sure her ability to ‘get away with it’ is down to any sort of talent. She can lie blatantly and keep her job because Trump supporters literally don’t believe in facts anymore and will accept any sort of behaviour as long as it pisses off libtards. She’s certainly an opportunist in the right place at…

I get the two films that came out at the same time confused but I think one alluded to his not showing up once he got what he needed.

I thought the media had chosen the divine Laverne Cox to make their transgender poster child. Caitlyn still gets plenty of press due to the Kardashian effect but they don’t often ask her about anything besides herself and her family? Laverne’s the one they call when they want someone to talk about trans issues.

I want to say this is like how I blame my husband for my being heavier since we got married. He brings home the ice cream, but I’m the idiot who makes the decision to eat it.

At some point, you have to admit you have some agency.

I’m not team Kris either, but resenting one person for not getting to live her life is a stupid excuse on Caitlyn’s part. Saying you resent society for being in general transphobic and not supporting of trans people would be one thing and would be valid, but just Kris Jenner? She could have divorced her years ago, she…

“Kris made her suppress her true self,” says a rep for Caitlyn, teasing the sort of allegations that will be made in the memoir. “Caitlyn resents Kris for a life she didn’t get to live.”

Don’t forget he has 4,000 nuclear weapons at his disposal.

So does this qualify as an international incident now? Since Obama can’t just order a British spy agency to do anything they’re pretty much accusing the British government of ordering espionage operations in the US.

Trump really is that 6 year old who told a whopper of a lie and is now trying to squirm out of it. Also, he’s the guy we have to trust to handle North Korea.

I don’t understand this concept that wives must be angry about their husbands going out. It looked to me like he was having fun and playing around. It’s not like he was grinding up on somebody. I may be married but that doesn’t mean my husband and I don’t spend time apart with friends. My guess is Kate gives 0 fucks.…

Decent person (with some issues), but terrible actress. Awful in The Changling and Beowulf in particular, bad in Troy, kind of okay in Girl Interupted, I think Tomb Raider was her finest performative. Oh, she was okay in Gia.

“If Mayte and Prince knew that they would continue the pregnancy regardless of any genetic screening results, then there’s no reason to get the test done.”

She was on a very bad show called Hollywood Exes that to my shame I watched. She adopted Gia while she was on the show, but she was seemed to very much be still reeling from the death of her son with Prince.

Then you haven’t read my fanfic.

Ok, that Prince story has somewhat tempered my Snow Day ecstasy.

Please do. There’s no shame in it.

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