However his story about sending his food list to Drake is fucking hilarious.

YANKEES SUCK!!

I’m going to venture that their extensive traveling apart for different projects and their status as beautiful, desired creatures might be contributing factors in their break up. I love my SO but we don’t have people chasing after us and we lead a relatively quiet life so I think we’re a bit safer.

Angelina and Brad had also been together about that long. That’s probably what they figured too.

I don’t know what “official” language is on Angie’s back, but I wonder if she can read it herself (OK, in a mirror - no).

I was able to translate the tattoo:

Lest anyone ever suggest that Angelina Jolie is NOT obsessed with exoticizing herself, that tattoo is a pretty key supporting exhibit.

The community they live in may be all they can afford, razor wire or not. There are not a lot of choices in this country when you’re living just above the poverty line, although maybe you’ll have the choice between a dozen worthless health insurance policies soon.

That feels like a shitty thing to say. This shit didn’t happen because he wasn’t aware enough, it happened because there’s assholes out there who don’t value lives of others one bit. None of the victims deserve one bit of blame over this. Only people I can think of who are aware enough all the time to prevent shit…

His child would be at higher risk of being killed with the gun in his home than the dad was at risk of being shot on the street.

They rarely do. Ask a cop that has been ambushed. But the good ‘ol NRA will have you believe otherwise.

I’m not going to tell you that concealed carry is a false sense of security.

Yep, I certainly misread your “I am not going to tell you all to conceal carry” statement....

Yup, getting in to a running gun battle while your wife and kids are in the car?

Concealed carry wouldn’t have worked too well in that situation. If they had a gun on him the entire time, even Doc Holliday would be hard pressed to outdraw them and survive.

It’s like Pamela Anderson is stuck in an eternal loop of playing a cool girl who is the only one that understands the bad boy. Only in this case the bad boy is an old, gross man, who is more nefarious   than bad. Really not a good look.

She’s made me laugh a few times but MY GOD her nipple on Instagram crusade was so fucking tiring. Like we get it- you want to show your boobs. That’s great!! But Instagram is a privately owned app that doesn’t have to do anything they don’t want to. You can still show your boobs all you want on your own website and…

Has a contingency of black and brown gay men or perhaps some old black ladies from the south gone down under to properly demonstrate the glory of shade?

Right now parts of Australia are like 120 degrees. I would let them have whatever “shade” they want, ‘cause they need it so desperately.

JLo was asked if she’d date men without rhythm and Ray Liotta chimed in unprompted with “There’s no way Ben did.”