I don’t know what’s the worse out of these two horrendous things. The abuse of a minor while in a position of power over them or the fact she’s now using the same language of denial and claims of persecution that all the abusers up to now have used to try and get away with, when she knows what it’s like to be on the…

Bowie died because he was 13 fucking years old. That’s a pretty good innings for that breed, especially for a shelter dog that was already of advanced age when you got it. You said that yourself in the article.

Wow, I don’t know if it’s the recent turnover in writers, but more and more I find myself really surprised at the tone of Jezebel’s articles. This is extremely unnecessary, and I hope you’re never confronted by something like this when you ultimately lose a loved one.

You know what, I don’t get outwardly pissed at Jezebel or individual writers very often, but this whole article and it’s not-so-subtle subtext is horrible. It’s disgusting and y’all should be ashamed.

That’s where I thought this story was going so when I read his comment I was like “Oh, that’s fine.”

Eh. This doesn’t really bother me. It’s pretty innocuous. If you’re putting your thirst traps out in the world for everyone to see, maybe sometimes you’ll get reminded that everyone can see them.

I was hoping Keanu Reeves and Winona Ryder were really together. 

He did, and she initially told him no. So, even though post-OTR show she was more open to it, she probably doesn’t want him to go. Not really. But, he was never honestly on the fence about this decision—he was always going to go to this show. He looked to the hivemind with the specific goal of rationalizing going…

Or at least not give him the wifi password.

You already know the answer - you just think it shouldn’t apply to you, for some reason.

Between watching Fox perform for him, tweeting about Fox talking about him, and watching himself perform for himself, it must be hard to make time to cram in hamburgers, play golf, and bring the free world crashing down around us.
How does he do it?!

Wouldn’t be the first time he told Vanessa one thing while doing another

I love how he hates Jeff Bezos and Amazon but will also readily use Amazon as a source for success.

I just want to throw it out into the universe, as I do every time Jennifer Aniston comes up in conversation, that I think she is SO FUNNY, and she does NOT get enough credit for it.

Whoa, no no no. Rich didn’t write that line, that was the Town & Country guy.

Tipping 50% is weird. It’s like you’re both apologizing and trying prove to the waitstaff you’ll never see again you aren’t the low-class ruffians you appear to be. It probably has the opposite effect, too, and they think you’re either recent lottery winners or are on the run after knocking over a Wawa.

Personally, I think flip flops are always terrible.

I’m constantly flabbergasted by all these “Does the staff not like me?” questions in this column.

It’s half on the Eurasian plate

It’s not part of Continental Europe, but it is generally considered to be part of the Continent of Europe, given that it’s the closest continent and the cultural links.