As funny as it is to laugh about Trump Tower catching fire or how he is, like, a stable genius, I still hate to end the day thinking about Our Moron President.

next morning on FOX and Friends: “Isn’t being a traitor actually being a patriot since the Hillary-Obama muslim lesbian shadow state took over the country? I’m just sayin’, folks...”

But this interview also brought it to my attention that they created an entirely new, white character for the film, Prince Anders, played by Billy Magnusson

I’ll go one further: zero private money for campaigns (whether from donors, from the candidates themselves, from PACs, from corporations, from unions, etc...).

Campaign donation limits = the solution to rich idiots having WAY too much power and influence.

On one hand: awesome. On the other hand: I’m a little too exhausted from the work of my own life to take on fixing people who call me a cunt, whether they’re in pain or not. Lots of people in pain don’t call me a cunt. I think I’ll work on helping them.

I think she’s going through something that happens when people are finally freeing their demons: mistaking self-exploitation for truth-telling. Compounded by the fact that she’s a celebrity, her rush to unload is going to come twice as hard as a regular person. She’s got a lot to get out and untangle. I hope she…

What a waste of taxpayer money. The “scandal” was a farce, and the amount of coverage it received during the election is gross. Watching people like Maggie Haberman continue to defend that coverage is also gross. If you ever changed the channel to Fox News, this is literally all they talk about. And it’s the…

I love that the party of “states rights” are against it when the states approve something they don’t like (Gay Marriage/Weed/ect.)

Tabloid trash most assuredly, but with enough truth for Trump to make a statement calling Bannon crazy.

She’s very funny on Great News! Which is a very funny show everyone should watch.

Nicole was always the more talented, intelligent, gorgeous one between the two. Not a contest.

So I will just go with max crassness here, but did she buy her own ring?Or was this a sponsored thing? Because Guy From The Leftovers Who Isn’t Jen Aniston’s Husband can’t have that kind of money can he? 

LW, from someone who’s been there: He will never change. It will only get worse. Leave now before he seriously hurts you. Go to thehotline.org for resources and help if you need to—and/or to your friend who’s been telling you to leave him! (There’s [almost] always a friend who sees it before you do.)

Good for you, Aimee. Like you when I was alone (non-stop for the first 30 years of my life) I shrugged and said “it’s just me, it’s just who I am, to be alone.” I tried to convince everyone around me that it was fine, it didn’t matter, I’d be alone forever and that was a-ok.

False: We actually have laws for incidents involving one person convincing another person to commit murder. It’s still murder. Fuck off.

All true. I grew up in a law enforcement family.

There are rules, regulations, and training programs that pertain to trigger discipline.

They fail more often than they should.

That said, if the dipshit who made the call hadn’t been butthurt over a fucking game, this particular instance of awfulness wouldn’t have…

The SWAT officer who pulled the trigger is to blame. The person who called the fake incident into the police is to blame. The person who passed along the victim’s address is to blame.

What were the commenters of Jezebel doing in 2007? I’ll start.

I 100% get the point of the article so don't lose me here, but man, I'm a little annoyed your daughter didn't win. A tiny, cute Judge Judy?! Come on people!! How can you not love that?!