it was just a bunch of browser puns, thats all.

dude will make the best use of his time waiting for this to be cleared, i’m sure, and it’s not like he doesnt have options, here’s a few of my favorites: a quick exploring of the internet shows me sweden has great opera - that won’t cost him a lot of cache, stockholm has a variety of challenging netscape rooms, the…

The Pidgeotto dives quick and low, not thinking about what it aims to catch - only the act itself. Four days without sustinence has driven it to desperation, and its avian brain sees only desperate opportunity.

Get this tech shit off a political blog! I come here to read about politics, not fancy shmancy computer games.

Right now, the DOJ has appointed independent counsel. Had it not been for the Rosenstein issue, independent counsel might not have been considered necessary. Rosenstein did the right thing.

He also had 12 other BMWs stored in the parking lot of the company he worked for.

WTF, man, you let your wife win that 2 beers argument. Because now, when your buddy mentions in front of her that you two were out and ran into your ex-girlfriend at the bar, and you say you only had two beers with her before you guys went to the Yankees game, you are busted and screwed.

host John Dickerson backed Donald Trump into a literal corner

1) You get to run around pretending to be Wolverine, popping balloons and being awesome. 2) You have a great reason to eat 15 popsicles. 3) You have a flight to take and like to test the limits of the TSA.

I will take that shit into consideration next time

Great work. Although it might have been easier to get to the truth if you had set up a...

OK, this is bullshit, they overbooked the flight and I promise you there was a way to compensate a passenger to willingly get off the airplane. $2K? $10K? A first class flight to Paris for two and a hotel voucher? Charter a private jet to take their 4 employees that absolutely had to be there? There was a solution to…

Eh, Leggingsgate was a bunch of people getting upset for no real reason. If you want to fly for free/heavily discounted airfares because you know someone who works for the airline, follow their fucking rules.

DAMN

He meant to say vertically symmetrical, which means your pedantry is the most sought after type.

Sleeping with socks on is barbaric. Getting in bed with them on and then slipping them off after 10 minutes is probably on par with flipping the pillow over to the cold side.

By the way, C is the only letter in YMCA that is not symmetrical, which makes it the trickiest letter of the bunch. Makes you think.

It’s like Mad Libs for Mad Libs.

D.B. Pooper

Instead of ice, they should have had the date tattooed on Kit Harrington’s ass and had him do a slow striptease. Fans could enter STRIP JON while he grumbled about not seeing this provision in his contract with the studio.