It’s a hard life being smug and conceited as fuck.

Hey this sounds like the same plot as the latest DC/Marvel drivel. This spoof sounds like it’s not any less intellectually deprived than those are.

Not that I really want to defend this product but... Did you miss the part where they use it to prop up the phone horizontally?

Just got a Pixel, replaced my 6P. I’ve been on Fi for over a year now. The upgrade isn’t a huge one, but it’s worth it if you have the cash to do so. I noticed right away that the camera is so much faster than the 6P, it’s finally where it should be. I used to miss photo moments because of waiting for the camera app…

Hi ;)

Well it’s a trailer so... Maybe there’s more historical plot going on.

Oh shut up.

Oh, go suck a dick.

I’m out.

Damn son, you’re all caught up in the bullshit. Just grab a burner and some prepaid data, and don’t let them take advantage of you like that.

People have been predicting the ‘fall of the mighty apple’ for years and years now... Keep it up, Nostradamus!

Amen, brotha.

You’re living in a surveillance state anyways... Check out your passport. Google makes money off your searches, so what.

Damn look at that ancient technology. (I have a N6P, mind you)

Samsung will be following suit in the very near future. Just you watch, princess.

Humans suck at multitasking, motherfucker.

Terrible people, compared to who? Because unless you’re new to planet Earth, there are actual ‘terrible people’ memorabilia that have fetched much more money than this.

It won’t. There are a lot of politics involved, and the general public is addicted to TV, so they’ll have their cable contract signed before they even move into a new place. Google is having a really hard time expanding their infrastructure for Fiber. The cable companies will keep them under their boot as long as they…

There’s no need for all those services. Pick one or two, watch less TV and realize how much more time you have to do more productive things, and how much you don’t miss commercials. Besides, these services don’t have contracts, which are the biggest con by these cable companies. I’d rather give my money to anyone else.

Your mom must be so proud.