WAY too much going on for what should be the simplicity of making tea.

No, no one else does but you. Congratulations.

Vegas for New Years sounds pretty vapid... You sure they just don’t wanna go with you?

Tushy

Filmed and generically soundtracked in the 90s.

She should clean you up.

Not that I really want to defend this product but... Did you miss the part where they use it to prop up the phone horizontally?

Just got a Pixel, replaced my 6P. I’ve been on Fi for over a year now. The upgrade isn’t a huge one, but it’s worth it if you have the cash to do so. I noticed right away that the camera is so much faster than the 6P, it’s finally where it should be. I used to miss photo moments because of waiting for the camera app…

Damn son, you’re all caught up in the bullshit. Just grab a burner and some prepaid data, and don’t let them take advantage of you like that.

Your mom must be so proud.

It’s really amazing how good they are. But, seeing as how so much of our material possessions are manufactured there, I guess it makes sense.

Aw, did I strike a nerve? I’m sorry, bro. Didn’t mean to ‘harsh your vibe’ in your ‘safe place’ on the internet.

I just love how captain-save-a-ho these Overwatch fans are on here. Like Overwatch’s sales are gonna be hurt by this, or it’s some moral travesty. Life goes on, Blizzard will still make tons of dough selling Mountain Dew and Taco Bell with these big tittie game characters, don’t worry.

The Chinese are masters of this ‘craft’. I see fake jerseys everywhere and a lot of the time the people wearing them don’t even know they’re knock-offs.

As a PS4 owner who used to have a 360, I envy Gears of War, Titanfall, and backwards compatibility on top of good ol’ Halo.

When’s the last time you saw the outside of your parent’s basement though?

We know, you’re a small graphics guy, who is obviously compensating ;)

Oh shut up, nerd.

Keep sucking from the teat, son!

That’s why you PRACTICE so it becomes second nature to respond when necessary.