He always looks to me like his yarmulke just fell off.

At least in America, you’re held accountable for these things no matter how rich you are...

Honestly? Neither. I feel sympathy for girls like these and for people who feel like ISIS is their only option after bombs destroyed their homes, schools, hospitals etc. People who actually believe in the doctrine? Fuck them. They should suffer the same fates that they inflicted on others.

No Texas jury is going to give him 15 million.

I don’t know. I think these days, a Kony 2012 Tshirt would be amazing to wear.

I was distrustful of Kony2012 thing the beginning.

I am starting to feel this way, too. It’s looking more and more like a circus/money grab by his father.

I feel like this kid is Kony 2012ing us

i might be wrong

but i already learned my lesson and have an embarrasing tshirt that I’ll never wear in public so

Tavarish is always reminding us that you can buy a used S-Class for the price of a half-eaten Almond Joy and a bottle of dishwashing soap.

I know it’s a humor spoof article and that I shouldn’t be overthinking it, or this season’s South Park which is making the same “joke”, but...

If this real, then this would be its theme song.

They are closely guarded secrets. But it has them 😁

who let George Zimmerman make an account on here

Yeah but eventually they’ll just put the kibosh on the spinoffs and focus more on politics.

Almost all students? That’s blatantly false. I certainly wasn’t, and many many students and alum I knew were not. LIke me, there were plenty of lower-to-middle class, minority students (who were on full scholarships).

I’m going to be in LA for work all week. I’m now extremely tempted to bring this back with me.

Why are we dicking around? Nuke the city.