Let’s all take a moment of silence to consider poor Kylie and her utterly tragic life.

Gwen Stefani says it broke her heart for her child to have to wear glasses.

“It would be a good feeling to just live a normal life for a second.”

Just remember we are victims of horrific gerrymandering that has kept republicans in power.

On the news this morning it was pointed out that Arpaio has not yet admitted any wrongdoing, and accepting Trump’s pardon would be an admittance of guilt and then he’d possibly be opening himself up to civil suits. But to go the other way he would have to tell Trump to take his pardon and shove it, so it’ll be…

You know that scene from Broadcast News where they’re editing that report to the very last possible second? Holly Hunter is completely cool about it but Joan Cusack is hyperventilating and screaming “We’re never gonna make it!” Robert Mueller is Holly Hunter and I and a lot of other people are Joan Cusack.

Hate to break it to you kiddo, but this is absolute dreck even when baked outta my mind on real herb from a legit dispensary. The laugh track grated, the characters were flat and unlikable, the plot boring. And I LOVE me some Kathy Bates. I’d watch her in anything - so I thought until I saw this first episode.

A minute in, this is fucking sick.

Springsteen/E Street - Don’t Change (INXS cover)

I’ve been a HUGE QOTSA fanboy for my entire adult life, and this album has furthered that. Fucking love Josh Homme going full Ginger Elvis and Iggy Pop Jr. on Villains.

such passion.

Don’t worry about “half paycheck” going to Whole Foods. The other half of your paycheck will go to Amazon, Amazon Prime membership, and stuff you ordered that you have to pick up at the Amazon Locker at Whole Foods. While you are there to pick up your Amazon Locker order, you can spend the equivalent to half of your…

So true.

I’m torn as well — Whole Foods lost me after the packaged peeled orange debacle. But maybe I can be lured back by some savings. The food and shopping experience is pretty good.

I’ll have to make both versions and taste-test them. No losers in my house.

Fever Tree has the BEST ginger beer!